05/03/07 09:30:28PMName: Jack Web: http://darkpine.orgEmail: adaleesmells@gmail.comDid you like the Skits? yesCity: Ardmore, PAReferred by: accidentComments: love the scottish girl skits. this whole thing is like being entertained by someone with multiple personality disorder. or too much free time. either way, that adds to the genius. 05/03/07 07:20:12AM
Name: Double 007
Email:runway126@aol.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: NYc
Referred by: SolitaireV
Comments: Very nice improv. You are a very sensuous woman 05/01/07 05:08:57PM
Name: donnie
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: I never knew monkeys din't like hair-tents... wow Ms. D, your show is fun AND educational !!! 05/01/07 08:47:15AM
Name: Alexei Sayle
Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all
Referred by: horny shut-ins
Comments: The loser's last refuge - an A for effort.
art-form?......sad 04/27/07 10:04:59PMName: Travis Coats Web: http://www.allinnia.comEmail: allinnia@allinnia.comDid you like the Skits? yesCity: Everywhere/USAComments: Good job. Your voices are sometimes unconvincing, but your determination with your site and art-form is impressive. 04/27/07 02:14:57PM
Name: vlad
Email:patraulea2323
Did you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused.
City: USA
Comments: hey, i saw your front 242 interview and then I read your website. Just wanted to tell you that Patrick Codenys was actually doing the "this guy is coockoo" gesture about Jean-Luc, not you. He did that when Jean-Luc was talking about his strange way of writing, using only words that start witha certain letter. it wasn't in reference to you -you'll see that if you watch the interview again. 04/23/07 09:06:52PM
Name: Anil
Email:anilsingh394@msn.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Queens, New York
Comments: funnny showzz 04/21/07 04:07:54PMName: Le Petit Journal Web: http://Later when I get a camescopeEmail: grogogoll@hotmail.frDid you like the Skits? yesCity: BelgiumReferred by: Miss PinkyComments: I've just had a great laugh reading all the silly puerile comments on your guestbook. Indeed these people aren't very very friendlyMs Divine's reply: They are puerile putrid people indeed. hehehe 04/19/07 03:07:20PM
Name: Tom
Email:specialguy456@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all
Comments: I don't understand. Why do I have to do a form to be your boyfriend? You make me mad 1 2 3. I told my mother and she says it's ok to be mad 1 2 3. I wanted to invite you to grandma's birthday. They have good cake and hats. But now you can't come because you make me mad 1 2 3. I make believe the cat is you and do bad things cause you make me mad 1 2 3. I told my mother I won't go to church cause I'm mad at God 1 2 3. She said I'm bad so I called her a bitch 1 2 3. I don't watch your TV show again. 04/17/07 03:47:51PMName: Tom Email: specialguy456@yahoo.comDid you like the Skits? yesComments: I was starting to get reallyl mad that you didn't contact me but then I remembered I didn't send you my emai. I'm not dumb. My mother tells me all the time I'm not dumb. Sometimes I forget stuff. I made things to give to you that are really pretty. I bought special shoes for our date. So please contact me. My email is specialguy456@yahoo.com. I make really good garlic bread but I promise not to eat any before our date because it will make my breath smell bad.Ms Divine's reply: don't worry, I was just playing hard to get. I know you want my attention but can you fill out the hot date request form.
Garlic makes food taste better! 04/17/07 02:19:37PM
Name: sacra licious
Email:happenstance44@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: around
Referred by: the Almighty herself
Comments: WOW!!!!! your show was a religious experience (in a Satanic kinda way!!!!)
i saw it last night for the first time.
i love the young ones more than my own mama!
you have a darkness and a sweetness to you that is hard to completely comprehend which is why i was taken in by your show. you kinda scare me too! i like to be scared!
Ms Divine's reply: Check out the Real Me if you like to be scared. Amen. Alleluia!
04/15/07 05:24:03PM
Name: Brian
Email:googington@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Scotland
Referred by: You Tube
Comments: Very funny stuff.
p.s. you're off your head. 04/13/07 02:36:18PM
Name: Tom
Did you like the Skits? yes
Referred by: The Special School
Comments: My name is Tom. I would like to take you on a date. I like to glue things and put beads on a string. I can make soup really good.Mmm...Mmm...Good. I am forty years old. My mom says I am cute. I think I can get her to drive us to the bowling alley. I would like to kiss you with my mouth closed so we don't get germs. 04/12/07 12:39:41AM
Name: John
Email:johnlmccarthy@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Co. Clare, Ireland
Comments: Hi, I just wanted to say that "Anastasia feels constricted" is one the funniest things I have seen on youtube. Your sketches/characters are clearly the product of a manic genius, although "the real me" is extremely disturbing :). Hopefully you'll be doing this for a long time to come and I wish you all the best. (BTW you do know that there are places in Ireland other than Galway, don't you? :))
John
Ms Divine's reply: Thanks for watching and yes I do plan on doing this forever. I mention Galway, because as a child I spent some time there and have fond memories of that place..
04/11/07 06:52:34PM
Name: Roberto
Email:cintron17@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: New York, NY
Comments: Hi Ms. Divine, I sent you an email on your yahoo site. I can't wait to receive your DVD. You are a very talented and your timing as far as editng your videos is excellent. Everything just works great on your website. Hope 2 hear from you.
Your # 1fan,
Roberto 04/09/07 09:09:04PMName: Carlos Web: http://www.myspace.com/sssnk617Email: segasaturn617@yahoo.comDid you like the Skits? yesCity: Woodside, NYReferred by: SegaSaturnSNKComments: I was just watching one of your skits of that Scottish one. I found it annoying but yet again, I laughed. It’s pretty good stuff you got there lol. I gotta see more of your stuff. I do some crazy stuff here and there. If anything, if you got a myspace let me know. I'll share them with you. I got to upload all my vids once again though because I created myspace for like the 6th time lol. I got a youtube though, here is the link:
http://youtube.com/profile?user=segasaturnsnk
I'm not advertising my stuff at all. Just wanted to see what you would think. We can always team up lol haha. Well, keep it up and take care!!!! 04/06/07 10:03:21PM
Name: Andy
Email:onewatz@aol.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: NY
Comments: One of the best uses for the web.....keep the skits coming......your hard work outshines the critics. :-) 03/31/07 09:14:49PM
Name: Eric Thériault
Email:invainity@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Canada
Referred by: a friend and on youtube
Comments: I saw you on youtube singing, not to say yelling, lol.. on Judas Priest - Painkiller... I have to say that it made me laught to see a cutie that like Metal... yes!!! Anyway you should do more of that... I trully liked it!!! 03/27/07 12:14:28AMName: Roberto Baca Barnard Web: http://www.sequenza21.comEmail: rbarnard@gc.cuny.eduDid you like the Skits? yesCity: Morelia, Mexico/NYC New YoikReferred by: selfComments: Eres digna de muchos aplausos (aplausos) y tu acertada ironia es bienvenida en esta sociedad donde la gente se la pasa diciendo SORRY SORRY
I suggest you do a skit on the way UK and US denizens/residents say "sorry " all the time.
Just an idea. Sorry............ 03/26/07 12:09:28PM
Name: gil artman
Email:gheistjos@aol.com
Did you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused.
City: far rockaway, ny
Comments: hi! i enjoy your skits while not always understanding them (so maybe i should change the answers above to "yes"). my friend has a small dog who is facinated by our activities; observing closely with his head cocked at an angle as we paint the kitchen, for example. at the same time he has this perplexed expression on his face-that's what i probably look like watching your show. neverthe less, i enjoy watching (also you're extremely cute and that doesn't hurt). i had a coworker who looked so much like you-she was guyanese. take care, hope to talk to you again soon-gil 03/19/07 11:00:18PM
Name: rio
Email:rhemariow@aol.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: ny ny
Comments: you are soooo fine! 03/18/07 12:26:25PM
Name: Sam
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: NYC
Comments: Hi!!
When are you going to highlight the soles of your bare feet on "The Real Me"
You would really be baring your sole to the viewers and giving us a change from the same old lips.
Luv the show and cheers.
Sam 03/18/07 11:58:10AMName: Gerrit Ombo Web: http://net.clubs.nl/youtubeDid you like the Skits? yesCity: HollandReferred by: IFilmComments: Beautifull !!! (In one word is all said, we say in Holland)) 03/15/07 06:32:22PMName: GARY DOUGLAS MCLEOD Web: http://YOUTUBEEmail: GDMCADGUY@YAHOO.CADid you like the Skits? yesCity: CANADAReferred by: YOUTUBEComments: IS POSSIBLE TO DOWN LOAD THE SKIT Ms. Poopee Doodee on Naked and Free I HAD SOME DIFFICULTY DOWNLOADING FROM YOU SITE
I GOT A HEAD INJURYMs Divine's reply: The Clip Naked and Free is available on DVD Volume 5 of my show. Please fill out a DVD request form when your head feels better. 03/15/07 01:32:52AM
Name: nacho
Email:azulxeneize593@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: marcos juarez-cordoba-argentina
Comments: I LOVE YOU GIRL,,,,,,NACHOMETAL 03/14/07 10:22:09AM
Name: Dr. Jonathan Zizmor
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: Call me...I think I can help. 03/08/07 06:25:06PM
Name: Frank the cancer patient
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: Would you come over and wipe my ass? You seem to have a way with fecal matter. 03/05/07 11:32:23PMName: SGT Robert Kennedy Estevez-U.S.ARMY Web: http://none yet!Email: captainlush888@msn.comDid you like the Skits? yesCity: woodside,queens,nyReferred by: My love struck eyes!Comments: I love everything about the show,and about you! Since I got back from my tour of duty in Germany,you were like a breath of fresh air. Keep up the good work! Speaking of work, I would gladly contribute my time & services freely to the show!!! HOORRAAAH!!! 03/05/07 10:18:07PM
Name: Ashley
Email:runawayluv201@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: Hi IM ONE OF PHILLIP FRIENDS N IM ELISAMARIES BEST FRIEND N I HAVE TO SAY THT I LUV UR T.V SHOW....ITS MAD FUNNIIIIIIIIIIIII..... 02/28/07 04:34:21AM
Name: emile
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: 8D Thanks for your comments in youtube!
I dont get many comments but this morning I woke up and read yours!
8) toodeledoki!!(thats toodles in dutch I think). 02/19/07 12:50:29PM
Name: Andrew Pintacuda
Email:runway126@aol.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Astoria,ny
Comments: Your skits are and so are you!! 02/15/07 11:57:29PM
Name: Carla Winters
Email:cwinte4@aol.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Milwaukee
Referred by: youtube
Comments: I was lucky enough to see(perform),and meet Gary Numan August 14,2006 at "Shank Hall" here in Milwaukee,Wisconsin.I was also was blessed with meeting his lovely wife Jemma.I even have PICTURE'S to prove.I'm so very proud of my photo's.You see Ms. Divine,I have been a life long "FAN" of Gary's since I was 9 year's old.Ofcourse I loved your interview with GARY NUMAN. I will send you my favorite photo's of Gary,Jemma,and myself....By the way, I wonder if Jemma wear's the GIFT I gave her around wrist.A thought that enter's my mind every time I wear my jewel's.Carla* 02/09/07 11:08:30AM
Name: the Frog
Did you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused.
Comments: Shouldn't the title of your show be "L'heure de Tee Hee Hee"?
Ms Divine's reply: That's a good point, Mr. Froggie. But I 'm still unsure because I feel confused.. :)
02/05/07 06:50:50AM
Name: jimmy vommit
Email:VOMMIT_18@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: i love you. lmfao. your as fucked in the head as i am hahahahahaha
aaaahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaha 02/05/07 04:58:52AMName: Jose atance Web: http://www.flamencohouse.comEmail: pepe@flamencohouse.comDid you like the Skits? yesCity: Cordoba - SpainReferred by: youtubeComments: I love your Rasputin dance. This might sound stupid, but I felt in love with you when I saw you dancing, but surely I´m not the only one who did feel the same. Shall you come to Cordoba, tell me and I´ll be your host. Lost of kisses "Divine". 02/01/07 01:49:18AM
Name: Gustavo von Pappenheim
Email:countvonpappenheim@hotmial.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: United States
Comments: It isn't my intention to sound offensive at all but are you a satanist? Just curious. I'm familiar with some satanist practices (nothing like in the movies) and thought you fit the bill in some ways. Also could you email your reply to me? I have a very bad memory and I will likely forget I was ever here by tomorrow so I will forget to come back and look at it. That's if you don't already reply via email anyways.
Ms Divine's reply: Yes I am one. The devil forbids me to email.
01/30/07 11:09:03PM
Name: Jason Ganz
Email:ganzonomy@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: USA
Referred by: youtube
Comments: where to start. I love the zappa clip the most, but i think what you do is great and you're an unbelievably beautiful woman. 01/30/07 08:49:29PM
Name: Billy
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: New York, New York
Comments: You are beautiful and you need more pictures on your site, i'd like to kiss your boots. 01/30/07 12:05:01AM
Name: Edgar
Email:edser@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: New York
Referred by: no one
Comments: I've been so stressed out for the past 2 weeks, then I see you... i smiled , then I laughed, then I wish I had your guts , you are great... keep doing it! dont pay mind to bitter words... You are so cool.. If you need assitance, I'll be more than happy to help you... 01/24/07 02:21:32PM
Name: someGuy
Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all
Comments: I have an affinity for the strange..the odd..the bizarre..the avant-garde..I actively seek them out...But you're just plain boring and self-obsessed..Before you criticize the main stream media for it's endless procession of shit, you might want to come with something other than fodder for horny shut-ins. 01/23/07 11:22:47AM
Name: Miguel
Email:havok1175@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Queens
Comments: Hi, love the the show. You are one of the best looking women on tv today. Keep up the great and hard work! 01/22/07 10:41:52PMName: a.k.a. Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em allComments: No wonder you are still single, you are fuckin retarded! Pull the rat out of your nose and talk normal for fuck's sake. Stop wasting time video taping yourself and get a fuckin life, you nut-job! Ms Divine's reply: Normal? Music Girl's definition of Normal comes in quite handy here. Click here to see 01/21/07 12:17:16AMName: ashley Web: http://yahooEmail: ashleyjuman809@yahoo.comDid you like the Skits? yesCity: new yourk queensComments: yo i luv ur skits there mad funniiiii....ur mad funiii....heheheheheh..lolMs Divine's reply: It's all about the Tee Hee's... :) 01/17/07 01:53:40PM
Name: d0nniE
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: btw- that old lady pr0bably feeds cthe cats in the cat c0lony- they 0ften establish where s0meone feeds them. I think she was fearful y0u were vide0taping it in order t0 file a c0mplaint with the city, that why she said the c0mment about Bl00mberg.. 01/17/07 01:44:37PM
Name: d0nniE
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: M0nkey in the..? N0... n0 you didn't! 01/15/07 05:59:13PM
Name: mylise
Email:mylise_16@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: alaska
Comments: I love the show! 01/12/07 03:57:52PM
Name: Jeremy Piven
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: I had a great time the other night. I told you, you didn't have to do that thing you did at the end. You dirty girl!!! 01/10/07 12:21:33AM
Name: Eaze
Email:rabidhearts@aol.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: NY
Comments: i never miss a show and i have a major crush on you too 01/09/07 01:19:07PM
Name: d0nniE
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: Wh00aa..! Even with a title like "Friend in a B0x," s0meh0w I stiill never expected a friend t0 actually c0me jumpin' 0utta there... Y0u're full 0f surprises Ms. Divine, l00ks like y0u've done it, once again! 01/08/07 09:54:54PMName: Fiddler Email: molikepie@yahoo.comDid you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused.City: USAComments: You are one crazy bitch. Your Icelandic skit is by far the best Icelandic skit to date. I think that not enough comedy focuses on the Icelandic people and their language. I also enjoyed the garbage bag for a dress. Viva Icelandia! And all of her horrible troll people.Ms Divine's reply: In the monologue, Anastasia's Obsession - The Icelandic Diary, The Icelandic Language is used as a metaphor and has nothing to do with the people of Iceland or the language itself. The monologue is about her obsession and increased frustration in translating a diary written in a strange language by an even stranger man, with whom she is obssessed with.
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