12/26/08 09:29:05PMName: Deda Web: http://Ithinkyouarewhack.comEmail: yousuckdonkeyballs@gmail.comDid you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em allCity: NYReferred by: QPTComments: Ur a freaken monkey! 1st ur a terrible singer and a horrible dancer. 2nd my ass looks better then ur face. 3rd ur not a damn model in ur pics! ur mad ugly and if u look closly u got somthing growing on the side of ur face. I CANT BELEIVE U GET PAID FOR THE STUPID SHIT U DO ON THE SHOW. u need help!! lastly ur a big ass slut and i hope more people relize that ur show is a waste of time and money and ur a CONCEITED SELF-CENTERED BI-ATCH!! 12/26/08 07:47:16PMName: jimmy jimmy Web: http://www.jimmy.orgyEmail: jimmy@jimmy.orgyDid you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em allCity: new jersyReferred by: rabbi moshuComments: Hello My Delicious Little BonBon , I Would Like To Massage Your Feet , Pat Your Buttox , Rub Your Belly. 12/26/08 07:37:35PM Name: Lee Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all City: NY Referred by: QPT Comments: You are unbelievably pathetic. You are polluting the world with your stupidity. Please attend a mental institute and vocal lessons you look like a retard and sound like hell. 12/26/08 07:29:21PM Name: Mel Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all City: New York, NY Referred by: Queens Public Television Comments: Something must be wrong with you. This show is the worst thing I've ever witnessed in my life. 12/23/08 06:34:50PM Name: send2meez Did you like the Skits? yes City: North Pole Referred by: Santa and rudolph Comments: Happy holidays Ms. Divine!!!! 12/21/08 06:15:06AM Name: Terje Did you like the Skits? yes City: Trondheim/Norway Referred by: Youtube Comments: I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Keep up your excellent work; and may 2009 bring you immense success. Ms Divine's reply: Thank you for your kind wishes and your ongoing support from Norway.
12/12/08 07:32:48PM Name: Bob Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all Comments: What the hell is this Zig Zag crap? Seriously...your voice is like nails down a chalkboard. I hope you die. 12/10/08 09:44:29AM Name: Blann the Man Email:Rambullet@hotmail.com Did you like the Skits? yes City: Swansea Comments: There has been no british comedy ,although the office, vic & bob, extras, fastshow and the mighty boosh came fairly close [and I've probably mist a few to be fair, but we are talking over 15 years of telly], to match the young ones! it is just the best on all levels! Why don't they just bring it back. Would it be so bad to have another comedy about scruffy, snotty, spotty ,students? obviously the old jokes wouldn't just be rehashed in new surroundings, but how much has changed when it comes to scruffy, snotty, spotty ,students? [Neil would be a 'Goth' instead of a 'hippy', Rick would be a 'Trustafarian', Viv would be a football hooligan with a pet english bull terrier called 'General Pinochet' [GP] and Mike?? well we wouldn't need to change much there, he was a bit of an enigma anyway! Let's get in touch with the original writers and cast and pertition the buggers!!
Cheers to all 'young ones' fans everywhere!
Blann Ms Divine's reply: Young Ones was raw and great. Comedy at its best!
12/05/08 02:43:55PM Name: donnie Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: The first Ms. Divine episode I ever saw, and still one of my favorites. The first time I watched the Devo video, I thought it was two different actors until I saw the credits! http://www.msdivine.net/playmovie.php?partid=6 12/03/08 08:19:11PM Name: Pining Away Did you like the Skits? yes City: NYC Referred by: QPTV Comments: I long to feel a tender Ms. Divine kiss... but alas, she does not love me. (Nor does she respond to my nice guestbook comments)! All the world's a LIE... :( 12/02/08 07:12:56PM Name: send2meez Did you like the Skits? yes Referred by: doctorcatsburger Comments: I have not yet recieved my telegram from Ms. Divine informing me that I am her soulmate. something must be wrong. Call the Postal police! ! ! (just kidding- love the skits!) 12/02/08 01:42:31PM Name: Chris Email:eagle205us@yahoo.com Did you like the Skits? yes City: U.S.A Comments: I was just runing into some soung's for my 5 year old girl win we cam up on your Frosty The Snowman sketch and she loved it very much and we began to find out more about your sketch that you do as in You Better Watch Out. That she loved very much and began to sing and danc as you did so thank you keep it up and hop to see more. 11/29/08 02:08:56PM Name: send2meez Did you like the Skits? yes Referred by: Jake Masters Comments: Just watched the Lloyd Kaufman vid. i am a huge TROMA fan. "Cry Uncle" was the funniest movie ever made. "Femme fontaine, Killer Babe for the C.I.A. runs a close second. TEE HEE!!! 11/28/08 07:38:29PM Name: steven Did you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused. City: nyc Referred by: dog knocked remote off cofee table Comments: what happened to the bird. the least you could have done was give the bird a piece of bread. what's next week , a little puppy playing in traffic? 11/27/08 11:46:02PM Name: Grogogoll Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: You have a nice guestbook. 11/26/08 07:04:57PMName: David Web: http://Myxer.com / Davidnonemotta.comEmail: davidnonemotta@yahoo.comDid you like the Skits? yesCity: ManhattanReferred by: FriendComments: I need to meet you in person. Coffee sometime? 11/26/08 06:57:58PM Name: Melissa Email:motorcyclesportz@yahoo.com Did you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused. City: New York Referred by: Judas Priest Comments: I think you are very strange....but I must say, I watched your Judas Priest-You've got another thing coming video more than once. It's great. And you are very pretty too. You scare me a little though. Are you fimling these things alone? You should have more people in your skits. They might actually be intersting. 11/24/08 04:44:47PM Name: send2meez Did you like the Skits? yes Referred by: no contacts lost! :) Comments: I think donnie is fibbing... 11/21/08 07:44:27PM Name: donnie Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: I just saw Talking Dictionary naked!! Oops, so did all of Queens... 11/12/08 12:31:29PM Name: hurdy gurdy man Email:you know Did you like the Skits? yes Referred by: the commenter below me Comments: Don't be sad, it could be worse. She could have referred to you and a highly successful filmmaker as fat-assed clucking hens. I have an idea for the QPTV stickers. Ms. Divine first puts it on her forehead and then sends it to me with my DVD order. Then I put it on my fridge and kiss it sooo many times the letters wear off ! ! ! 11/11/08 03:24:54PM Name: hurdy gurdy man Did you like the Skits? yes Referred by: drinking with Ms. Divine Comments: I will be waiting for my sticker 11/09/08 10:59:17PM Name: Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: I am very sad because Ms. Divine does not love me. 11/08/08 10:14:11AM Name: The Hurdy Gurdy Man Did you like the Skits? yes City: Free America Referred by: Pat Paulson Comments: When "Farenheit 911 was released, only one theatre in my town would show it, and they showed the uncensored version. I arrived at the theatre and lo and behold, two state police cruisers were parked directly in front of the entrance. To see the movie, you had to walk past the glaring state cops. I'm not bullshitting you. This was the first time in my life I had ever seen force of state used to keep people from seeing someones ideas. It was my firsthand glimpse of facism. I went in anyway. The images in that film are unfortunately seared into my brain forever along with the memory of the hyperparanoia of that time. I have boundless respect and admiration for Ms. Divine as an artist, and have no wish to intentionally piss her off, so I will hereafter refrain from use of the M.M. word. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVNJaI8y9JA Ms Divine's reply: Michael Moore accidentally stumbles on a few good points but is clueless at times in terms of what the enemy is.
His movie Canadian Bacon with John Candy was good. Thanks for being a fan. No love lost :)
11/06/08 02:47:43PMName: Michael Less Web: http://fat campDid you like the Skits? yesCity: Minnesota north woodsReferred by: Ralph NaderComments: Yes but he laughs all the way to the bank so i guess the book was funny TEE HEEMs Divine's reply: That's cuz stupid people bought it. 11/04/08 01:48:26PM Name: dumbo Fical Email:lamppost Did you like the Skits? yes Referred by: Zig-Zag Comments: Never thought of Ms. Divine as a Naders Raider! Oh well. So is Micheal moore and he makes good films too. Ms Divine's reply: Michael Moore wrote a book about himself called stupid white guy.
11/02/08 04:54:56PM Name: donnie Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: If a blind date showed up with those stickers on her forehead that would actually be an easy conversation starter... I'd just be like "Oh, you like QPTV? Me too. What shows do you watch?" 10/27/08 10:54:43PM Name: Kevin Did you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused. City: New York Referred by: MNN Comments: I've not been able to watch an entire skit because I usually find them too strange...and just weird.
What do you do for a living? You can't possibly make any money from this! Ms Divine's reply: I make oodles of money doing this and live in a mansion. Why else would I do it?
10/18/08 08:57:53AM Name: Rudi Did you like the Skits? yes City: Europe Referred by: Utube Comments: Hi, you impressed me, I like your videos, your style & what you're doing! You are really good at this, keep on doing that!!! Your new fan Ms Divine's reply: Thank you for being a fan :)
10/17/08 11:24:12AMName: Mike Email: chinosdef@hotmail.comDid you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em allCity: New YorkComments: You can't extemporaneous act to save your life - your 'show' or lack there of is the worst pile of steaming cow crap I have ever come across - and I keep stumbling across it and am mortified by it's level of stupidity you attain in a mere thirty minutes. I know it's public access but this is utterly pathetic. Please stop punishing people with this pointless stupidity. Sincerely, He who begets trash.Ms Divine's reply: The show has stupefied you 10/12/08 10:22:06PMName: Ellen Web: http://n/aEmail: fc3sthebunya@yahoo.comDid you like the Skits? yesCity: Riverside CA / United StatesReferred by: youtubeComments: I really love the Diary of Anastasia. They are the best skits of the Romanov I've seen. I'm glad someone finally said and did it because I really don't think I can stomach one more martyr for Anastasia Romanov. I thought my mother's remarks and skits were good. She referred to Anastasia's diary as journalism, by the way, and I'd swear your handwriting matched. I'm glad someone finally came out with something anti-Anastasia. especially lately, what with the big 90 , the 90th anniversary of the Romanov family this July, hip boots couldn't wade through IT. Thank You. Really!!Ms Divine's reply: I am Anastasia...not anti... 10/06/08 03:00:20PMName: Rahul Web: http://www.rahulgladwin.comEmail: none@none.comDid you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em allComments: You're beautiful as well as talented! But I don't like your shows :X 10/05/08 10:58:29AMName: Mike Web: http://n/aEmail: chinosdef@hotmail.comDid you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em allCity: New YorkReferred by: MadnessComments: You suck - you blow chunks - your comedy is so lame not to mention your speech impediment - suggadikMs Divine's reply: Pity a trash like u can only beget trash. 09/29/08 06:53:43PM Name: send2meez Did you like the Skits? yes City: brokecountry u.s.a. Referred by: can you spare a dime? Comments: singing to the cat was an instant hit! congradulations to you and feline Beauty, Ms. Divine! ! ! 09/27/08 09:37:16PM Name: ripley Email:rvlmoscow1982@gmail.com Did you like the Skits? yes City: U.S Referred by: Myself Comments: Happy to see you are still going strong Ms.D! Your skits are soooooooo genuine and influencing! Thanks so much for the thoughts and laughs! From a super long time fan! take care! Ms Divine's reply: Thank YOU for being a long time fan.
09/26/08 07:22:27PMName: BlackRush Did you like the Skits? yesCity: QueensComments: whats up, I was checking out your other website where you talk about love and relationships between men and women..it was interesting, it inspired me to finally end it with my dumb-ass busted girlfriend..Ms Divine's reply: Check out my cat website www.msdivine.net/felinebeauty and feed your pets some good natural food. 09/26/08 04:53:27PM Name: Sebastián Email:arayadrincon@yahoo.com Did you like the Skits? yes City: Santiago, Chile Referred by: no one Comments: i love your work, you are amazing!
It is the best thing that I have seen in youtube.
I love see your videoes. Ms Divine's reply: Thank you :)
09/22/08 11:02:37PMName: Someone Who Hates Your Guts Web: http://Ithinkyouarewhack.comEmail: yousuckdonkeyballs@gmail.comDid you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em allCity: New York/USAReferred by: Saw your whack ass on public accessComments: You're a dumb slut. 09/22/08 10:54:29AM Name: Zonk Did you like the Skits? yes City: Queens Referred by: QPTV Comments: Zig Zig .. Xena warrior princess! HA
What the heck is going on with QPTV!
Its like when the WWF people would invade the WCW and vice versa back in the days!@
So is this thing going to happen all the time?
Will Bert and Ernie appear with Music girl? Would they sing Scooby doo?
Inquiring minds want to know!
They should start their own sitcom - that would be something
What's next! Whats next!
I know - Zig Zag Warrior vs Drinking with BOb - Cage match! HAHA 09/19/08 06:47:30PM Name: ed dante Email:eddante@earthlink.net Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all City: new york, new york Referred by: no one Comments: Here, I'll give you my peace of mind !!!
1) I think your existence on this planet is not very useful as judged from your TV show.
2) Your TV performance is not funny, amazing, and / or entertaining.
3) I don't watch your show by the way, it just caught my eye once and that's all I needed to realize you're a loser.
4) You wrote in your biography that you shows offer "spine tingling adventures, surrealistic performances and comical improvisation." Are you on drugs, lady? At what point in your show did you ever imagine you were "comical?"
5) Most of TV these days is useless, but it does produce some things worth watching. Your show, unfortunately, falls under the category of "useless."
6) I think your main goal is to gain recognition and popularity for the purpose of making a lot of money. I think you are aware that in America people will pay to see how weird you are. And you may reach this goal since it has happened before to other weird humans.
7) Finally, you should get off the internet and find a doctor who can help you, because I seriously think you are crazy. Although I doubt whether medical science has found what you might possess and therefore I doubt whether there is a name that can describe your sickness. 09/19/08 04:58:49PM Name: donnie Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: Anyone else catch the Zig Zag Warrior on Drinking with Bob last night? Hello... anybody?? 09/18/08 11:05:14PM Name: anna Email:mrbuddy1@accesswave.ca Did you like the Skits? yes City: canada Comments: i love your botox lips 09/12/08 07:06:41PM Name: BlackRush Did you like the Skits? yes City: Forest Crills, NY Referred by: Mkay Comments: Awesome show this week, very funny :) 09/08/08 03:06:55PM Name: donnie Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: Fun surprise... seeing Bert and Ernie pop up on the Ms Divine show. That reminded me that you had once mentioned something called "Cable Access Wars", and I had always wondered if that show had anything to do with Drinking with Bob. Maybe someday you will air that again or post it online for the longtime fans who missed it ?? 08/29/08 11:21:23PM Name: tommy Email:tommydoboy@juno.com Did you like the Skits? yes City: ny.queens Referred by: qptv Comments: 08/29/08 07:40:49PM Name: Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: I do remember Music Girl's definition of "shorts." Afyter all, I have been watching Ms. Divine's short sketch comedy films for a really looong time. Get it? Short-long?? Oh well, nevertheless... 08/28/08 06:00:25PM Name: MR. UNHOLY Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: HOW HAVE U BEEN JUST WATCHIN SOME CLIPS U RAWK !!!
HOPE YOUR DOING GREAT TTY SOOOOOOON !! Ms Divine's reply: Try get cable back Mr. Unholy. Glad to know you are still watching!
08/25/08 05:41:56AM Name: Mkay Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: I got an extra 50$ laying around...should I use it to buy coke or donate to the show...dam can't decide Ms Divine's reply: You can always buy some dvd's of a my sketch films. It's only $5 a piece.
08/24/08 08:20:21PM Name: JuanD Did you like the Skits? yes Comments: A sketch film this week, Great surprise to discover when tuning in.
Nice to see Anastasia away from her desk and pen. Although it was a frigtheningly dark journey. Love the show, love the films even more. Excellent work. 08/24/08 03:02:39AMName: Mkay Web: http://kalinik.comDid you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused.City: QueenzReferred by: LunaComments: yeah...... rolling with anastasia rite now....best place to ro...................... 08/22/08 04:16:26AM Name: LoneWolf Did you like the Skits? yes City: NYC Referred by: Sn. Nacho Comments: Scottish Girl is a beautiful dancer. Watch "An Enchanted Evening" to see what I mean...
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